CELEBRITIES |
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Demi Lovato |
Nick's dream girl |
8/20/1992 |
30 |
70 |
|
| Tekashi 6ix9ine |
Snitch and doodlepad |
5/8/1996 |
26 |
74 |
|
| Pete Davidson |
He's running out of hot girls to sleep with |
11/16/1993 |
28 |
72 |
|
| Chuck Norris |
He'll obviously have to kill himself |
3/10/1940 |
82 |
18 |
|
| Tammy Slaton |
1000 lb sisters and Jodie's dream girl |
7/27/1986 |
36 |
64 |
|
| Da Baby |
We're surprised he hasn't been shot already |
12/22/1991 |
30 |
70 |
|
| Joe Exotic |
"I'll never recover from this" |
3/5/1963 |
59 |
41 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Dolly Parton |
America's new national treasure (replacing Betty White) |
1/19/1946 |
76 |
24 |
|
| Charlie Sheen |
Winning... with tiger blood and HIV |
9/3/1965 |
57 |
43 |
|
| Bill Clinton |
Monica could have done better |
8/19/1946 |
76 |
24 |
|
| Danny DeVito |
Egg with hair |
11/17/1944 |
77 |
23 |
|
| Willie Nelson |
Loves pot and dodging taxes |
4/29/1933 |
89 |
11 |
|
| Great Khali |
Big tree, fall hard |
8/27/1972 |
50 |
50 |
|
| Ben Stein |
"Bueller... Bueller... Bueller?" |
11/25/1944 |
77 |
23 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Jeff Bridges |
"Obviously, you're not a golfer." |
12/4/1949 |
72 |
28 |
|
| Christoper Lloyd |
Obsessed with the dip! |
10/22/1938 |
83 |
17 |
|
| Wanda Sykes |
Has a hot wife |
3/7/1964 |
58 |
42 |
|
| Warwick Davis |
Famous for being a midget |
2/3/1970 |
52 |
48 |
|
| Jeff Bezos |
Slave driving tax dodger that will die in a spaceship explosion |
1/12/1964 |
58 |
42 |
|
| Cher |
Drag queen template |
5/20/1946 |
76 |
24 |
|
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